Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between.
In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
Episodes
112 episodes
What a Hog!
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort...Our Hot Flashes are especially spicy. Des is officially over the people who ask a question, wait for your answer, then hit you with, "Oh, I know." Fantastic. Then why'd you ask?!I...
Sh*t Shoes
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we learned two things...One... we're incapable of relaxing.Two... apparently there are now shoes designed to help you poop.Let's unpack that. 💩😂Our Hot Flash this wee...
Google Said NO
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we prove once again that absolutely nothing is off limits.Our Hot Flash kick things off with the thermostat war. We would like to file a formal complaint that office temperatures are appa...
Red, White & Boo Hoo
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we discovered something that should have surprised absolutely no one...Cort admits she is emotional about America and the 4th of July. Des immediately confesses she’s been just as sappy a...
There's a Mouse In The House
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our office got an unexpected visitor... and let's just say Des handled it exactly how you'd expect someone with a full-blown mouse phobia would. 🐭😳Meanwhile, Cort was immediately concerne...
I Forgot I Was Right-Handed
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are hot flashing and the self-awareness is... questionable. 😅Des's Hot Flash is aimed directly at her mom's dog, Sadie. This little queen eats food off a napkin, sleeps in...
Fat Cat Energy
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we learned that no good deed goes unpunished.Des was simply trying to be a hero and grab some documents from her mom's house while she was away. Innocent enough, right? Wrong. The man wat...
Lord Jesus There’s a Fire
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are HOT and one of them literally involved a fire 🔥😅Cort’s Hot Flash is for the absolute betrayal of your hair falling out of the curling iron right before the curl is com...
All or Nothing
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are HOT and the emotional support porch geese are thriving 🔥🪿Cort’s Hot Flash is all about the absolutely aggressive traffic situation in our little town at 3:15pm. Why is...
What's Good For The Goose Is Good For The Gander
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are HOT 🔥Des is once again irritated by people in public who cannot detach themselves from their phones. While out to dinner, there was a man sitting across from them with...
Get Over It Sis!
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Des’s Hot Flash is aimed directly at grudge holders 🔥Seriously… how are people staying mad for YEARS over something so silly? We might be too forgiving but at some point you have got to m...
From The Booty To The Cootie
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are loud, the patience is low and TSA got a little too personal 😅✈️Des kicks things off with airport rage. If you are walking slow, stopping randomly, or blocking entire w...
Let's Get Real
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we start with a very real Hot Flash. How can you feel completely fine one minute… and then catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror, a photo or a video and suddenly feel like the largest, least a...
This Is the Episode That Gets Us Cancelled
No really. This might be the one.This week’s Hot Flashes are aimed directly at people who read half a message, respond with confidence, and somehow miss the entire point. The information was there. All of it. You just stopped early and c...
Lamborfeeties
Adventures of Des and Cort is back and this one is called Lamborfeeties… because after this conversation, we are fully convinced some people should not be driving and should instead be using their God-given lamborfeeties....
Beaver Whistles
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Cort is fresh back from Puerto Rico and still mentally on island time 🌴☀️She shares all about the golf, the warmth, the ocean, exploring the rain forest, and wandering through beautiful Old San ...
Birds, Turds and Roaches; Oh My!
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Des is fresh off her Hawaiian adventure.The trip was beautiful. The vibes were strong. The birds, however, were absolutely feral. Park birds dive bombed Des like she owed them money. She ...
Breaking & Entering
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the hot flashes are back and this time Cort has had enough of Des talking reckless about herself. Des insists her love language is shit talk, so technically she is just showing herself affection...
Dodging Charges
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the hot flashes are hot flashing and the jeans are once again the enemy. Too much stretch. Not enough stretch. Fits the waist but hates the thighs. Fits the thighs but actively disrespects the w...
Cootie Coffee
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our hot flashes have a very specific personality trait. Do not touch us when we are overwhelmed. Hands to yourself. Please and thank you. 🔥🙅♀️We talk about how when we are doing too many...
Twirlin’ Titties & Swift Hands
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our internal temperatures are unregulated, our patience is thin and people talking loudly on speakerphone in public are pushing us closer to the edge 🔥📱We talk hot flashes, public speaker...
Ladies Who Lunch
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we confront a hard truth. We desperately want to be ladies who lunch but unfortunately, we still have to make that bag 💼🥂 The spirit is brunch. The reality is hustle.Des spirals in ...
MyChart and Chill
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we did what every wild night out in your 40s requires. We brought our labs to the bar and opened MyChart like it was part of the drink menu 🍸📱What started as a fun night with the dudes so...