Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between.
In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
Episodes
84 episodes
It's As Useless As Tits On a Hog
This week’s episode is a full buffet of chaos, comedy, and confessionals — served with a side of sass and self-awareness. 🍽️💋Des is back from Monterey, CA and she’s got stories. From a husband asking his wife if she packed his s...
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Episode 84
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41:57
Caught In The Deepfake
This week’s episode is a full buffet of chaos, comedy, and confessionals... served with a side of sass and self-awareness. 🍽️💋Des is back from Monterey, CA and she’s got stories. From a husband asking his wife if she packed his ...
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Episode 83
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44:22
Shrink The Clothes, Not The Vibe
This week’s episode is packed tighter than Des’s carry-on! We get spicy about public correction culture. Why are people out here hitting reply all or correcting someone in front of a crowd like it’s a sport? Babe, pull someone aside or...
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Episode 82
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56:04
Tina #487
🎧 Tina #487 is here and honestly… she’s unhinged, iconic, and living rent-free in our heads.This week’s episode is serving chaotic comfort and couch confessions because we can’t stick to one topic and honestly, that’s our charm. 😂...
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Episode 81
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48:07
Room For Wiggle
Getting older? We’re here for it. We’re not fighting the years, we’re celebrating them. Because honestly… isn’t getting older the goal? 👑This week we talk about the viral gummies that have taken over Des’s algorithm and official...
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Episode 80
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38:55
You Know That Thing Ain't Sitting Still
Back from Dallas and we’ve got STORIES. From airport chaos to near-stranger-danger moments, this trip was anything but boring. Des had a seatmate who was sweet enough to offer us a ride to the hotel…but listen sir, we are not starring in your t...
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Episode 79
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27:12
Nothing To Wear, Plenty To Bitch About
👖✈️ How is it possible to shop for 11 hours straight and still end up screaming “I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!” at your closet?? That’s talent, babes. While Cort is already mentally in Dallas, Des tried to start packing early… but somehow en...
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Episode 78
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32:12
That’s Little Ponytail Behavior
This week’s chaos is brought to you by slicked-back ponies, too many shopping bags, and way too much trust in Type A Cort. 💁🏼♀️💁🏻♀️We kicked things off with Cort running a full-blown hair experiment on Des (spoiler: she passed...
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Episode 77
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38:37
Adrianna Unhinged: Chaos Runs In The Family
This week, Cort passes the mic to her daughter Adrianna who’s smack in the middle of a quarter-life crisis and not afraid to roast her mom. 👩👧 From ditching cosmetology ✂️ to making a big pivot into nursing 💉, Adrianna proves life detours can ...
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Episode 76
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1:01:32
Kegels, Convicts & Cash
Welcome to Kegels, Convicts & Cash, the episode where Des and Cort prove that literally nothing is off-limits. We start with prison pen pals (because our algorithms think we need one) then slide right into the world of Kegel games ...
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Episode 75
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40:24
You'll Gain It All Back!
We’ve all heard it before 🙄 the side comments, the judgment, the “you’re just taking the easy way out.” This week, we’re setting the record straight. 💥✨ Hot Flashes of the Week:– People who text demanding things with zero greeting...
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Episode 74
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49:56
You're The Rudest Bitch I Know
⛳️ From serious golf tourneys to serious meltdowns about spouses and rule-sticklers, we’re spilling it all this week. Turns out trying new things is terrifying… until it’s not and then it’s the best time ever. 💃✨📱 We also call...
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Episode 73
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40:53
Grand Theft Auto?
This week, we accidentally audition for a true crime podcast.It starts with Des trying to sell her car and ends with a total stranger taking it solo for a “test drive” which apparently included picking up her kid from daycare...
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Episode 72
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41:44
Snooze Fest
Don’t let the title fool you, this episode is anything but a bore. Unless you’re our IT department, in which case… please call us back. Again. For the third time. 😤💻This week, we’re serving up proud mom vibes and chaotic ramblin...
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Episode 70
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41:04
Harmonious Harlots
We may not be honor students, but we are women of wisdom, wine, and wildly off-topic rambles. 💃🏼🍷This week, your favorite harlots got a little harmonious about the things we didn’t care enough about in school and the ad...
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Episode 70
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30:30
I’m Not A Bad Friend, I’m a Dad Friend
We’re not bad friends, we’re efficient friends. The show-up-when-it-matters, no-fluff, no daily check-ins or long mushy texts, but we’ll absolutely show up when it counts. Need a ride? We’re there. Need a hype woman? Done. Need to emot...
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Episode 69
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39:39
Sponsored By Uncle Alan
When life gives you lemons and a leaky floaty… complain just loud enough and your very own Uncle Alan might show up with a Crown Royal bag full of change and a firm “Go buy the damn thing.”This week’s episode is a chaotic cockta...
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Episode 68
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36:17
Chuck It In The F*ckit Bucket
This week, we're tossing judgment, shame, and any lingering dignity straight into the f*ckit bucket and honestly, it’s getting full. 😅👩👧👦 First up: dad jokes. Des came in hot with classics like “pullin’ chocks” and “pinchin’ a loaf” an...
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Episode 67
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37:58
Crying But Trying
Some people get a glow-up and immediately forget they were ever crusty. 🙃In this episode, we talk about the high horse Olympics. Those folks who were broke, struggling, or overweight five minutes ago and now act like they invent...
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Episode 66
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37:42
If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say Don’t Say Anything At All
This week’s episode is brought to you by hot flashes and hotter takes 🔥Cort’s still fired up over Idaho’s worst drivers (and giving them a piece of her mind in her car ALONE), and Des is in a full-blown rage spiral over those preachy “I’...
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Episode 65
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56:10
Got The Morbs
🎙 Got The MorbsThis week, Des has the morbs (aka a 19th-century case of the blahs), Cort’s high on wedding dress joy, and Zeek the cat has returned from his mysterious sabbatical like he didn’t ghost the entire family. Classic cat...
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48:46
Buddy Bench Besties: Table For Two, Always
This week, we’re reporting live from the Buddy Bench…population: us. After our big golf league dreams ended with just the two of us sipping drinks alone on the patio, we realized maybe we’re not everyone's cup of Arnold Palmer...
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Episode 63
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40:40
Gas Station Snacks and Golf Course Panic Attacks
⛳️ Golf league started and somehow we’ve Freaky Friday’d into each other’s personalities — Cort’s the rule-reading golf scholar and Des is out here raw-dogging the fairway with a vodka soda and vibes. 😵💫We talk about:🚙 The sacred ar...
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Episode 62
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40:20