Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between.
In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
Adventures of Des and Cort
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This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we have questions. Important questions. Questions humanity has apparently been avoiding.
Like... how the hell do you face in the shower? 🚿
Front? Back? Sideways? Are you a flipper who rotates with the water like a rotisserie chicken? Cort has discovered she may be the odd woman out because she showers sideways or backward, while Des and apparently everyone else she questioned are full-on flippers. We need answers. This may be the most important poll we've ever conducted.
But first, our Hot Flashes are HOT 🔥
Des is irritated because her brother, with the best intentions, changed her parents' phone plan. Sounds helpful... until you realize Des will inevitably be the one answering all the questions when something stops working. Sometimes you just have to leave well enough alone, people. 😂
Cort's Hot Flash is a little more personal. Handsy husbands. Specifically, husbands who decide NOW is the perfect time for physical affection when you absolutely do not want to be touched. Apparently, there is no safe position. Can't bend over. Can't walk by. Can't exist peacefully. Ladies, you understand.
We also escaped our normal routines and tried water aerobics, and honestly... we're obsessed. Warm weather, perfect water temperature, beautiful pool, and the nicest group of ladies. It was exactly the kind of grandma activity we didn't know we needed. There are only three sessions left next Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, so if you've been thinking about going, GO! 🏊♀️😂
Then Des tells us a story that will make you sleep differently forever. A cockroach got into a woman's ear... and Des actually SAW THEM REMOVE IT. We repeat: SHE SAW IT. There will now be cotton in ears, excessive pillow checking, and absolutely no sleeping peacefully. 🪳👂😳
We also talk about the Lindsey Clancy trial and the questions we're having about the timeline and what we've heard so far. We're talking through our reactions and why reasonable doubt is weighing heavily on our minds.
And, naturally, there are approximately 900 side conversations because staying on topic is simply not our ministry.
🎧 Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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