Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between.
In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
Episodes
43 episodes
Fun Bags
Fun Bags 🎉🥂: Once upon a time, we were the queens of chaos—pool-hopping at 3 a.m., closing down strip clubs, and Des pulling epic Irish goodbyes at the bar. Now? Two drinks, a gallon of water, and a full dinner later, we wake up f...
•
Episode 43
•
45:29
Do They Know They Have 30 Minutes?
This week, we’re tackling the chaos of air travel—why do some people think airline rules are just polite suggestions? And who gave the loudest person on the flight the mic to narrate their life story? 🎤🙉 We dive into the rocky sta...
•
Episode 42
•
35:42
Night Bitches
The week between Christmas and New Year’s: a vortex of snacks, naps, and asking what day it is. We dive into the black hole week phenomenon, share our delightfully low-key Christmas stories, and discuss the very relatable struggle of realizing ...
•
Episode 41
•
37:21
Hey, You with the Glasses: Life According to Izaak
This week, we’re joined by Cort’s son, Izaak, for a hilariously candid episode full of college tales, childhood memories, and one VERY specific story involving a guy (possibly on drugs) yelling for Izaak to help him "handle business." Spoiler: ...
•
Episode 40
•
45:31
Whore in a Drawer: Festive Chaos Edition
This week, we're diving into Christmas with a naughty twist 🎄😂. Cort shares the origin story of Whore in a Drawer—a raunchy, rebellious Barbie alter-ego created a decade ago to cheer Des up. (It worked.) We also tackle important holiday debates...
•
Episode 39
•
46:30
Dick Pic Detective
Buckle up—this episode’s a chaotic cocktail of cringe, comedy, and a little conspiracy. Cort kicks things off with a “reply all” email fail so explicit it might land her on an HR PowerPoint. Meanwhile, Des channels her inner Sherlock Holmes, ta...
•
35:25
It Hurts Me More Than It Hurts You
This week, we ponder what we’d do if martial law was enacted (Des would be a hot mess, and Cort would definitely test the boundaries—naturally). Plus, the latest episode of Cory's Sleep Chronicles features him attempting to turn on a l...
•
Episode 37
•
37:46
Mama Knows Best- Dee Takes the Mic!
This week, we handed over the mic to none other than Dee—Des’s mom, the headbutt queen, and unofficial boss of everything. 💁♀️ From hilarious stories of Des growing up, to Dee’s first impression of Cortnie, this episode is equal parts roast an...
•
Episode 36
•
42:09
I Got My Workin' Hair On
This week, we’re tackling life one ugly concentration face at a time. Des discovered she has an underbite when she’s deep in the zone with her “workin’ hair” on—and trust us, insurance doesn’t make staying in the zone easy. Speaking of hard thi...
•
Episode 35
•
32:44
Adventuring at The Drift
This week, we dive deep into the wild, uncharted aisles of Costco, where spatial awareness goes to die. 🛒 We also get real about the ups, downs, and dry spells of adult intimacy (yep, sometimes it’s more “checklist” than “passion”). Plus, we’re...
•
Episode 34
•
38:05
Ladies and Gentlemen, Sophia!
In this week’s episode, we bring on Desiree's daughter, Sophia, for a deep dive into the life of a young adult with all its unique joys and hilarious horrors! 😆 Sophia spills on everything, from the life lessons Esmerelda the Imaginary...
•
Episode 33
•
52:14
It's a Bop!
Get ready for It’s a Bop! 🎶 In this episode, we dive into the real hot topics: election drama and the surprising bops that came from Trump soundbites (who knew?!), why weight seems to bounce back faster than we can recover from the flu, and dud...
•
Episode 32
•
30:09
Pink Pony Club
In this week’s episode of Pink Pony Club, we’re serving up a wild mix of topics you didn’t know you needed. 🎉 We’re blowin’ hot air (literally) with a new blow drier, to the ear-worm that is Pink Pony Club 🎶 (seriously, it won’t leave our heads...
•
Episode 31
•
36:48
SCRAM!
In this episode of Scram!, we chat about everything from our hilarious kids (like that time Sophia convinced her friend Des was hosting a Columbus Day party—um, what? 🤨) to the ridiculous things we put off forever, like Cortnie’s year-long ques...
•
Episode 30
•
37:09
Fishy Guests, Sleep Screamers & The Titty Baby
This week, we're serving up a platter of random annoyances and awkwardness, starting with the people who can't pronounce basic words (looking at you, "expresso"), followed by the soul-sucking energy of airport idiots and those who thrive on tal...
•
Episode 29
•
38:27
Josh Has Entered The Chat
This week, we bring in the man, the myth, the husband—Josh! 🎤 We put Cortnie’s better half in the hot seat to talk all things tiny dicks (left to find, of course), slow golfers ruining his day ⛳, and what truly grinds his gears—and *loves* abou...
•
Episode 28
•
49:26
ID GAF
This week, we’re serving up a whole lot of ID-GAF energy (because saying it like adults is overrated, right?). We dive into the *deep* issues, like hunters leaving their mark (literally) in the woods 💩, and our favorite hobby—getting "delulu" w...
•
Episode 27
•
38:23
Chuffling Through Ding Dongs & Diddlers
Get ready to shuffle—or should we say *Chuffle*—your way through this hilarious episode! 💃 This week, we dive into our new word of the week, “Chuffle” (yep, it’s a thing now), and how we’re embracing the chubby girl shuffle. 🏃♀️💨We als...
•
Episode 26
•
35:12
Fella FUPA
🎙️ New Episode Alert: Fella Fupa! 🎙️This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we're taking aim at arrogance, tackling perimenopause like pros (or at least like women who are thoroughly touched out), and embracing our 40s w...
•
Episode 25
•
38:44
High Maintenance, WWE Personas and Hawk Tuah Viral Vibes
🎙️ In this episode of High Maintenance, WWE Personas and Hawk Tuah Viral Vibes, we’re spilling the tea on how we might be a bit more high maintenance than we ever imagined. 💅 Plus, we’re sharing some tragic dog grooming stories that’ll make you...
•
Episode 24
•
41:32
Long-gevity of a Toot Toot
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we're diving into the randomness of life with a side of laughter! 🎙️ We kick things off by asking the age-old question: Why do we let simple tasks feel so overwhelming when they really only take 20...
•
Episode 23
•
33:30
Small Town Bandits, Anonymous Cheaters and Nickname Nonsense
Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of "Adventures of Des and Cort"! 🎙️ In "Small Town Bandits, Anonymous Cheaters and Nickname Nonsense," we’re diving into the gossip mill with anonymous posts about cheating husbands—because if you’re go...
•
Episode 22
•
40:53
Don't Judge A Piece Of Candy By The Wrapper
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we’re unwrapping a whole lot of laughs (and life lessons). 🎙️ First up, we’re diving into the hero complex—because some dudes just can’t resist swooping in like they’re auditioning for a Marvel mov...
•
Episode 21
•
35:16
Wrinkle-Free Wisdom: Uncommon Botox Places, Age Blindness, and Small-Town Scandals
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we dive into the unexpected and the hilarious side of aging. First up, we're talking Botox—but not where you'd expect. Then, it's on to the concept of age blindness and what it means to ag...
•
Episode 20
•
35:42
Happee Tuesdee Fellow Olympians
Welcome back to another hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In this episode, we dive into the soul-sucking reality of kissing ass in the sales industry—spoiler alert: it sucks. 🍑💋 But fear not, because we’re also celebrating the...
•
Episode 19
•
36:26