Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between.
In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
Episodes
104 episodes
All or Nothing
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are HOT and the emotional support porch geese are thriving 🔥🪿Cort’s Hot Flash is all about the absolutely aggressive traffic situation in our little town at 3:15pm. Why is...
What's Good For The Goose Is Good For The Gander
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are HOT 🔥Des is once again irritated by people in public who cannot detach themselves from their phones. While out to dinner, there was a man sitting across from them with...
Get Over It Sis!
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Des’s Hot Flash is aimed directly at grudge holders 🔥Seriously… how are people staying mad for YEARS over something so silly? We might be too forgiving but at some point you have got to m...
From The Booty To The Cootie
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are loud, the patience is low and TSA got a little too personal 😅✈️Des kicks things off with airport rage. If you are walking slow, stopping randomly, or blocking entire w...
Let's Get Real
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we start with a very real Hot Flash. How can you feel completely fine one minute… and then catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror, a photo or a video and suddenly feel like the largest, least a...
This Is the Episode That Gets Us Cancelled
No really. This might be the one.This week’s Hot Flashes are aimed directly at people who read half a message, respond with confidence, and somehow miss the entire point. The information was there. All of it. You just stopped early and c...
Lamborfeeties
Adventures of Des and Cort is back and this one is called Lamborfeeties… because after this conversation, we are fully convinced some people should not be driving and should instead be using their God-given lamborfeeties....
Beaver Whistles
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Cort is fresh back from Puerto Rico and still mentally on island time 🌴☀️She shares all about the golf, the warmth, the ocean, exploring the rain forest, and wandering through beautiful Old San ...
Birds, Turds and Roaches; Oh My!
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Des is fresh off her Hawaiian adventure.The trip was beautiful. The vibes were strong. The birds, however, were absolutely feral. Park birds dive bombed Des like she owed them money. She ...
Breaking & Entering
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the hot flashes are back and this time Cort has had enough of Des talking reckless about herself. Des insists her love language is shit talk, so technically she is just showing herself affection...
Dodging Charges
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the hot flashes are hot flashing and the jeans are once again the enemy. Too much stretch. Not enough stretch. Fits the waist but hates the thighs. Fits the thighs but actively disrespects the w...
Cootie Coffee
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our hot flashes have a very specific personality trait. Do not touch us when we are overwhelmed. Hands to yourself. Please and thank you. 🔥🙅♀️We talk about how when we are doing too many...
Twirlin’ Titties & Swift Hands
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our internal temperatures are unregulated, our patience is thin and people talking loudly on speakerphone in public are pushing us closer to the edge 🔥📱We talk hot flashes, public speaker...
Ladies Who Lunch
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we confront a hard truth. We desperately want to be ladies who lunch but unfortunately, we still have to make that bag 💼🥂 The spirit is brunch. The reality is hustle.Des spirals in ...
MyChart and Chill
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we did what every wild night out in your 40s requires. We brought our labs to the bar and opened MyChart like it was part of the drink menu 🍸📱What started as a fun night with the dudes so...
🎙️ Don’t Ask Fa Nothin’ 🎙️
December has felt like we lived nine full lives in three weeks and we are officially running on fumes, vibes and caffeine. In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we are almost ready for Christmas but let us be crystal clear. Do...
It's Sucking The Jolly Right Outta Me
If your calendar is packed, your patience is thin and your internal thermostat is fighting for its life, welcome in. This episode of Adventures of Des and Cort is for the overbooked, overheated and overstimulated. 🔥😅Our busy liv...
Red Light Rescuers
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we accidentally turned into emergency personnel at a stoplight because a man was fully asleep behind the wheel. Cort launched herself out of the car like a superhero with zero planning, while De...
Your A** Is Grass and I’m The Lawnmower
Buckle up and hydrate because this one flies from adrenaline highs to mental crash landings 😅 In this episode of Adventures of Des & Cort, we get real about burnout in business and how not everyone understands what it feels like to...
Who's Peeing In The Shower?
Des returns from Mississippi where she hit a family wedding, conquered Buc-ee’s like it was a competitive sport, visited New Orleans and got taken out by some local seafood 🤢. Meanwhile Cort survived parents’ weekend at the University of Idaho ...
It's As Useless As Tits On a Hog
This week’s episode is a full buffet of chaos, comedy, and confessionals — served with a side of sass and self-awareness. 🍽️💋Des is back from Monterey, CA and she’s got stories. From a husband asking his wife if she packed his s...
Caught In The Deepfake
This week’s episode is a full buffet of chaos, comedy, and confessionals... served with a side of sass and self-awareness. 🍽️💋Des is back from Monterey, CA and she’s got stories. From a husband asking his wife if she packed his ...
Shrink The Clothes, Not The Vibe
This week’s episode is packed tighter than Des’s carry-on! We get spicy about public correction culture. Why are people out here hitting reply all or correcting someone in front of a crowd like it’s a sport? Babe, pull someone aside or...