Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between.
In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
Episodes
50 episodes
Shitty Situations
From peaceful getaways to public health violations, this one is a ride. Buckle up. Des took a relaxing trip with her sister to Hagerman, soaking in the peace and quiet… until a mom decided to change a full-on code-brown diaper rig...
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Episode 50
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32:35
Hot Girl Water Walks
This week, we’re diving into Hot Girl Water Walks because who wouldn’t want to spend their days power-walking through the pool, gossiping, and wrapping it all up with a 9 PM bedtime? Cort just got back from living her best retired life in AZ, s...
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Episode 49
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36:06
Locked Doors and Bruised Egos
This week, Des and Cort revel in their Valentine's Day Luxury aka letting their husbands cook while they sat back sipping cocktails like queens. They tackle the age-old debate: do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? (Spoiler: One o...
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Episode 48
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37:49
Don’t Yuck Someone Else's Yum
You know those people who think their way is the way? Yeah, we’re calling them out. Whether it’s what time you work out, where you work from, or how you live your life—who cares? Still sweating, still making money, still thriving. Let people li...
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Episode 47
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39:00
Two C*nts in a Car
🚗 Two C*nts in a Car 🚗 is here, and we’re taking you on a ride through pure chaos. 🎢 We’re covering all the important things in life: 😤 Sounds that enrage us when we’re hormonal (why is breathing so loud?!) 🐈 D...
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Episode 46
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39:17
Shootin' Blanks
This episode starts with a literal bang! Our neighbor shot off a blank in his office, and we heard everything. Nothing like a little unplanned adrenaline rush to kick things off. 😳🔫 Our Hot Flashes this week? - Doing bus...
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Episode 45
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41:59
Spittin' Nails
This week, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos of the inauguration—Bush’s funny face included (someone get that man a comedy special). We also had a few Hot Flashes that got us heated: kids vandalizing like wannabe graffiti artists, people ig...
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Episode 44
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41:19
Fun Bags
Fun Bags 🎉🥂: Once upon a time, we were the queens of chaos—pool-hopping at 3 a.m., closing down strip clubs, and Des pulling epic Irish goodbyes at the bar. Now? Two drinks, a gallon of water, and a full dinner later, we wake up f...
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Episode 43
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45:29
Do They Know They Have 30 Minutes?
This week, we’re tackling the chaos of air travel—why do some people think airline rules are just polite suggestions? And who gave the loudest person on the flight the mic to narrate their life story? 🎤🙉 We dive into the rocky sta...
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Episode 42
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35:42
Night Bitches
The week between Christmas and New Year’s: a vortex of snacks, naps, and asking what day it is. We dive into the black hole week phenomenon, share our delightfully low-key Christmas stories, and discuss the very relatable struggle of realizing ...
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Episode 41
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37:21
Hey, You with the Glasses: Life According to Izaak
This week, we’re joined by Cort’s son, Izaak, for a hilariously candid episode full of college tales, childhood memories, and one VERY specific story involving a guy (possibly on drugs) yelling for Izaak to help him "handle business." Spoiler: ...
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Episode 40
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45:31
Whore in a Drawer: Festive Chaos Edition
This week, we're diving into Christmas with a naughty twist 🎄😂. Cort shares the origin story of Whore in a Drawer—a raunchy, rebellious Barbie alter-ego created a decade ago to cheer Des up. (It worked.) We also tackle important holiday debates...
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Episode 39
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46:30
Dick Pic Detective
Buckle up—this episode’s a chaotic cocktail of cringe, comedy, and a little conspiracy. Cort kicks things off with a “reply all” email fail so explicit it might land her on an HR PowerPoint. Meanwhile, Des channels her inner Sherlock Holmes, ta...
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35:25
It Hurts Me More Than It Hurts You
This week, we ponder what we’d do if martial law was enacted (Des would be a hot mess, and Cort would definitely test the boundaries—naturally). Plus, the latest episode of Cory's Sleep Chronicles features him attempting to turn on a l...
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Episode 37
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37:46
Mama Knows Best- Dee Takes the Mic!
This week, we handed over the mic to none other than Dee—Des’s mom, the headbutt queen, and unofficial boss of everything. 💁♀️ From hilarious stories of Des growing up, to Dee’s first impression of Cortnie, this episode is equal parts roast an...
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Episode 36
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42:09
I Got My Workin' Hair On
This week, we’re tackling life one ugly concentration face at a time. Des discovered she has an underbite when she’s deep in the zone with her “workin’ hair” on—and trust us, insurance doesn’t make staying in the zone easy. Speaking of hard thi...
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Episode 35
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32:44
Adventuring at The Drift
This week, we dive deep into the wild, uncharted aisles of Costco, where spatial awareness goes to die. 🛒 We also get real about the ups, downs, and dry spells of adult intimacy (yep, sometimes it’s more “checklist” than “passion”). Plus, we’re...
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Episode 34
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38:05
Ladies and Gentlemen, Sophia!
In this week’s episode, we bring on Desiree's daughter, Sophia, for a deep dive into the life of a young adult with all its unique joys and hilarious horrors! 😆 Sophia spills on everything, from the life lessons Esmerelda the Imaginary...
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Episode 33
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52:14
It's a Bop!
Get ready for It’s a Bop! 🎶 In this episode, we dive into the real hot topics: election drama and the surprising bops that came from Trump soundbites (who knew?!), why weight seems to bounce back faster than we can recover from the flu, and dud...
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Episode 32
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30:09
Pink Pony Club
In this week’s episode of Pink Pony Club, we’re serving up a wild mix of topics you didn’t know you needed. 🎉 We’re blowin’ hot air (literally) with a new blow drier, to the ear-worm that is Pink Pony Club 🎶 (seriously, it won’t leave our heads...
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Episode 31
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36:48
SCRAM!
In this episode of Scram!, we chat about everything from our hilarious kids (like that time Sophia convinced her friend Des was hosting a Columbus Day party—um, what? 🤨) to the ridiculous things we put off forever, like Cortnie’s year-long ques...
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Episode 30
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37:09
Fishy Guests, Sleep Screamers & The Titty Baby
This week, we're serving up a platter of random annoyances and awkwardness, starting with the people who can't pronounce basic words (looking at you, "expresso"), followed by the soul-sucking energy of airport idiots and those who thrive on tal...
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Episode 29
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38:27
Josh Has Entered The Chat
This week, we bring in the man, the myth, the husband—Josh! 🎤 We put Cortnie’s better half in the hot seat to talk all things tiny dicks (left to find, of course), slow golfers ruining his day ⛳, and what truly grinds his gears—and *loves* abou...
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Episode 28
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49:26
ID GAF
This week, we’re serving up a whole lot of ID-GAF energy (because saying it like adults is overrated, right?). We dive into the *deep* issues, like hunters leaving their mark (literally) in the woods 💩, and our favorite hobby—getting "delulu" w...
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Episode 27
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38:23
Chuffling Through Ding Dongs & Diddlers
Get ready to shuffle—or should we say *Chuffle*—your way through this hilarious episode! 💃 This week, we dive into our new word of the week, “Chuffle” (yep, it’s a thing now), and how we’re embracing the chubby girl shuffle. 🏃♀️💨We als...
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Episode 26
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35:12