Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between.
In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
Episodes
29 episodes
Fishy Guests, Sleep Screamers & The Titty Baby
This week, we're serving up a platter of random annoyances and awkwardness, starting with the people who can't pronounce basic words (looking at you, "expresso"), followed by the soul-sucking energy of airport idiots and those who thrive on tal...
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Episode 29
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38:27
Josh Has Entered The Chat
This week, we bring in the man, the myth, the husband—Josh! 🎤 We put Cortnie’s better half in the hot seat to talk all things tiny dicks (left to find, of course), slow golfers ruining his day ⛳, and what truly grinds his gears—and *loves* abou...
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Episode 28
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49:26
ID GAF
This week, we’re serving up a whole lot of ID-GAF energy (because saying it like adults is overrated, right?). We dive into the *deep* issues, like hunters leaving their mark (literally) in the woods 💩, and our favorite hobby—getting "delulu" w...
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Episode 27
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38:23
Chuffling Through Ding Dongs & Diddlers
Get ready to shuffle—or should we say *Chuffle*—your way through this hilarious episode! 💃 This week, we dive into our new word of the week, “Chuffle” (yep, it’s a thing now), and how we’re embracing the chubby girl shuffle. 🏃♀️💨We als...
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Episode 26
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35:12
Fella FUPA
🎙️ New Episode Alert: Fella Fupa! 🎙️This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we're taking aim at arrogance, tackling perimenopause like pros (or at least like women who are thoroughly touched out), and embracing our 40s w...
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Episode 25
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38:44
High Maintenance, WWE Personas and Hawk Tuah Viral Vibes
🎙️ In this episode of High Maintenance, WWE Personas and Hawk Tuah Viral Vibes, we’re spilling the tea on how we might be a bit more high maintenance than we ever imagined. 💅 Plus, we’re sharing some tragic dog grooming stories that’ll make you...
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Episode 24
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41:32
Long-gevity of a Toot Toot
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we're diving into the randomness of life with a side of laughter! 🎙️ We kick things off by asking the age-old question: Why do we let simple tasks feel so overwhelming when they really only take 20...
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Episode 23
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33:30
Small Town Bandits, Anonymous Cheaters and Nickname Nonsense
Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of "Adventures of Des and Cort"! 🎙️ In "Small Town Bandits, Anonymous Cheaters and Nickname Nonsense," we’re diving into the gossip mill with anonymous posts about cheating husbands—because if you’re go...
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Episode 22
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40:53
Don't Judge A Piece Of Candy By The Wrapper
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we’re unwrapping a whole lot of laughs (and life lessons). 🎙️ First up, we’re diving into the hero complex—because some dudes just can’t resist swooping in like they’re auditioning for a Marvel mov...
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Episode 21
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35:16
Wrinkle-Free Wisdom: Uncommon Botox Places, Age Blindness, and Small-Town Scandals
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we dive into the unexpected and the hilarious side of aging. First up, we're talking Botox—but not where you'd expect. Then, it's on to the concept of age blindness and what it means to ag...
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Episode 20
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35:42
Happee Tuesdee Fellow Olympians
Welcome back to another hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In this episode, we dive into the soul-sucking reality of kissing ass in the sales industry—spoiler alert: it sucks. 🍑💋 But fear not, because we’re also celebrating the...
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Episode 19
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36:26
Bitch Bags & The Hurkle Durkle
Welcome back to Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In this episode, "Bitch Bags & The Hurkle Durkle," we're serving up a smorgasbord of hilarity and real talk. First up, we're venting about our 18-year-olds and their unparalleled talent for dri...
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Episode 18
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34:59
Hangover Breakfast Crises and Alias Adventures
In this lively episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, our dynamic duo tackles the quirks and conundrums of daily life. We dive into the frustrating world of those who think their way is the only way and explore the peculiar joy of dini...
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Episode 17
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43:09
Little Menty B
Get ready for another laugh-out-loud episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In Little Menty B, we're diving into the hilariously chaotic moments that make life oh-so-interesting. Ever redone your hair a million times because it just won't co...
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Episode 16
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33:16
Midweek Holidays, Kickin' Tickets, Famous in a Small Town
Welcome to another hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In Midweek Holidays, Kickin’ Tickets and Famous in a Small Town, we're diving into the absurdities of life with our signature humor and charm. 😂Ever felt c...
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Episode 15
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33:59
Titty On The Table
Welcome back to Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In this hilariously candid episode titled Titty On The Table, we're diving into the awkward world of mammograms, where the only thing more uncomfortable than the machine is trying not to laugh. 🩺...
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Episode 14
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36:17
80's & 90's Nostalgia: The Best Generation's Glory Days
Hey there, fellow 90’s kids! Welcome to another episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🌟 Today, we're taking a time machine back to the late 80s and 90s, reminiscing about the glory days of our childhoods. From the unforgettable TV shows that...
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Episode 13
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42:25
WELP... Let Me Put My Coat On
Get ready for another uproarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! In Welp... Let Me Put My Coat On, we dive head first into the world of backhanded compliments and the awkwardness they bring. We celebrate Idaho Wine Month, with a toast, e...
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Episode 12
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36:31
Chunky Dunkin' In The Tipsy Tank
Dive into another hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort with Chunky Dunkin' In The Tipsy Tank! This week, we're soaking up the summer sun in our backyard pool, where the laughs are as abundant as the cocktails. Cort has Des in stitche...
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Episode 11
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48:11
Underoos Fiasco, Fun Aunties and Dick Gate 2024
Hold onto your underoos, folks! In this laugh-out-loud episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we dive into the chaos of showing our underoos at 41 during an epic kickball game. But that is just the beginning! We're also uncovering the mystery o...
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Episode 10
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41:05
Digital Dinos
Welcome to Adventures of Des and Cort! In this episode, we're embracing our inner Digital Dinosaurs as we tackle the tech struggles that come with age. From being the go-to tech support for our families ( "Did you try turning it off and on agai...
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Episode 9
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36:56
Senioritis, Neurotic Moms & Wardrobe Woes
Welcome back to another laugh-out-loud episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! This week, we're diving into the chaos of senioritis, the neurotic tendencies that come with motherhood, and the endless battle of finding clothes that actually fit! ...
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Episode 8
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48:00
Bass Blasts, IRS Roulette, and Dad's Domain
Get ready to laugh out loud with Des and Cort on another episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! From our hilarious struggles with booming car base to playing the nerve-wracking game of IRS Roulette, we're diving into the absurdities of ev...
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Episode 7
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40:33