Adventures of Des and Cort

That’s Little Ponytail Behavior

Episode 77

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This week’s chaos is brought to you by slicked-back ponies, too many shopping bags, and way too much trust in Type A Cort. 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

We kicked things off with Cort running a full-blown hair experiment on Des (spoiler: she passed the BFF test with flying colors), and Des has officially coined our new favorite phrase: “That’s little ponytail behavior.” It’s iconic, it’s petty, and it’s our new personality trait. 🤌😂

Cort also revealed her latest TikTok hyper-fixation — a party trick that involves fruit, brute strength, and maybe a little too much wine. 🍎👀 No spoilers, but let’s just say…she’s basically training for Fight Club. Speaking of, Des’s husband has officially pitched Fight Club: Family Edition and already knows exactly who he wants to fight first. (Yes, we’re still processing that.) 🥊🤣

Meanwhile, we took an 11-hour shopping trip that left us wondering:
🛍 What even is our jean size anymore?
🍷 Why did we black out halfway through Abercrombie?
🤣 Who were those women cackling in the dressing rooms (oh wait, it was us)?

And because we like to live on the edge, we’re gearing up for our Dallas trip where Des goes full Type B traveler and lets Cort run the show. That’s not just friendship — that’s trust. 🙌✈️

As usual, there were laughs, drinks, rambling, and enough inside jokes to last a lifetime. Basically, it’s the podcast equivalent of that chaotic group chat you never want to leave. 🫶

🎙️ #thatslittleponytailbehavior #bestiepodcast #slickbackponyvibes #bffenergy #girlstripprep #11hourshoppinghaul #fightclubbutmakeitfamily #dallasherewecome

 

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