Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between.
In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
Adventures of Des and Cort
Trees Can Hear You, Diddy's In Trouble and We're Tired
We laughed, we ranted, we asked trees for emotional support. 🌳😭
This week’s episode is brought to you by exhaustion, unhinged headlines, and the absolute audacity of people who park like they’re in a bumper car arena. 🚗💥
We’re coming down from the post-event high (read: crash), which means everything annoys us just a little bit more than usual. Like family members putting things where they do not belong 😤 or sucky parkers who clearly said, “That’ll do,” and walked away with pride.
Then we spiral into:
- The Diddy drama (allegedly, allegedly, ALLEGEDLY) and how 50 Cent is turning court cases into comedy content 📉😂
- The Sperm Race in LA, because science said “let’s make fertility a track meet” 🏃♂️🍆
- Whether TREES can actually hear us and if they’re silently judging us (probably) 🌲👀
- A real-time identity crisis when we’re around smart people and suddenly feel like the biggest dummies in the room 🧠💥
- How our sleep schedules now mirror those of medieval villagers and we’re... okay with it? 😴🕯️
- And the Handmaid’s Tale episode that emotionally wrecked us and may have triggered a mild rage blackout.🧕🔥
We also proudly introduce the term “Thunder C*nt™”—because sometimes, being calm and collected is simply not an option. ⚡️💅
So grab a caffeine IV, avoid eye contact with nearby trees, and come laugh with your favorite delusional besties. We’re tired. We’re ranty. But we’re still showing up. Barely.
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