Adventures of Des and Cort

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adventuresofdesandcort Episode 57

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This week’s episode is full of ✨closet meltdowns, chaotic would-you-rathers, and a surprising amount of bathroom talk,✨you're welcome in advance.

We kick things off with a fashion crisis. Shopping when your brain is running on 47 tabs and a half-charged mental battery? Impossible. 🧠 Des is loyal to her high-rise jeans…but not too baggy, please! Cort, on the other hand, has a torso the length of a crouton and high-rise is NOT invited. Her mid-section demands mid or low-rise only, thankyouverymuch.

Then we dive into some wild would-you-rathers:

Would you rather wear a prom dress to every work event? Or answer the phone with “Aloha, hot stuff!”? ☎️🌺

How about announcing your bathroom business before entering… or narrating it live with a mic? 🎤🚽

We also weigh in on the very personal (and hilarious) sit vs stand wiping debate (yes, that’s a thing), and talk about how being a mom to adults still means wanting to scream “NO MA’AM” when they come up with questionable plans.

This episode is chaotic, ridiculous, and so us. Hit play, laugh loud, and maybe bring your own microphone to the bathroom.


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