Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between.
In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
Adventures of Des and Cort
Salty, Defiant and Extremely Noncompliant
Buckle up, b*tches…this week’s episode is a wild ride through salty confessions, defiant energy, and our refusal to be compliant with… well, pretty much anything. Salty, Defiant, and Extremely Noncompliant is exactly what you'd expect from us…chaotic, hilarious, and slightly concerning.
🔥 Hot Flash Alert: Dating in your 30s, 40s, and 50s sounds like an extreme sport, and based on our single friends' horror stories… we’re glad we’re not playing.
🥂 FUPAs & Fizz: That time we snuck mini champagne bottles into the movie theater by strategically placing them where no one questions a little extra fluff. TSA could never.
🐈 Cort’s Energy Shift: Once a golden retriever, now full-on cat mode…aloof, selectively social, and only affectionate on her own terms. Des called it, and we have no choice but to agree.
🌞 New Year, Who Dis? We’re throwing out the January start date…let’s embrace the astrological new year in March, when the sun actually shines and motivation isn’t buried under 12 layers of seasonal depression.
🎬 First Jobs, Big Yikes: Cort’s teenage self was out here renting out adult films and dishing unsolicited advice at the local porn shop (trauma? maybe.). Meanwhile, Des was at McDonald’s, touching fryers, ignoring coupons, and just generally doing whatever the hell she wanted. Corporate queen.
💨 To Fart or Not to Fart? A shocking investigation into whether we’re the type of couples that *let it rip* in front of our men or hold it in until our intestines scream. Spoiler: Cort’s living free, Des is holding on for dear life.
All this and more unhinged nonsense that probably shouldn’t be recorded but definitely is. Hit play, you won’t regret it. 🤭🎧
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