Adventures of Des and Cort

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This week, we’re living proof that money can’t buy happiness… but we’re pretty sure it could rent it for a while. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø We kick things off by bitching just enough to clear our chakras before getting back to being grateful or whatever. If only we were trust fund babies, we’d be out here living our best lives…golfing, gym’ing, vacationing, and swiping the Black Card like we’re in a rom-com montage. Instead, we’re over here stress-spending on things that make zero sense (but hey, retail therapy is still therapy).  

Cort goes full Ms. Cleo modešŸ”® and deep dives into the blood moon, total lunar eclipse, and Mercury retrograde because surely the universe is to blame for this mess, right? Meanwhile, Des had a highly specific dream about Biloxi, Mississippi, and now she’s convinced we need to book a trip immediately. āœˆļø  

And let’s talk about how our dance moves have evolved over the years. From grinding in our 20s to shuffling with our hands in the air in our 40s…because nothing says ā€œI’m still fun, I swearā€ like aggressively raising the roof while praying your knees don’t give out. šŸ’ƒšŸ™Œ  

Come laugh, commiserate, and manifest millions with us. Because if we can’t be rich, at least we can be ridiculous.šŸ¤£šŸ’°

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