Adventures of Des and Cort

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This week, weā€™re living proof that money canā€™t buy happinessā€¦ but weā€™re pretty sure it could rent it for a while. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø We kick things off by bitching just enough to clear our chakras before getting back to being grateful or whatever. If only we were trust fund babies, weā€™d be out here living our best livesā€¦golfing, gymā€™ing, vacationing, and swiping the Black Card like weā€™re in a rom-com montage. Instead, weā€™re over here stress-spending on things that make zero sense (but hey, retail therapy is still therapy).  

Cort goes full Ms. Cleo modešŸ”® and deep dives into the blood moon, total lunar eclipse, and Mercury retrograde because surely the universe is to blame for this mess, right? Meanwhile, Des had a highly specific dream about Biloxi, Mississippi, and now sheā€™s convinced we need to book a trip immediately. āœˆļø  

And letā€™s talk about how our dance moves have evolved over the years. From grinding in our 20s to shuffling with our hands in the air in our 40sā€¦because nothing says ā€œIā€™m still fun, I swearā€ like aggressively raising the roof while praying your knees donā€™t give out. šŸ’ƒšŸ™Œ  

Come laugh, commiserate, and manifest millions with us. Because if we canā€™t be rich, at least we can be ridiculous.šŸ¤£šŸ’°

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