Adventures of Des and Cort
Adventures of Des and Cort
Dick Pic Detective
Buckle up—this episode’s a chaotic cocktail of cringe, comedy, and a little conspiracy. Cort kicks things off with a “reply all” email fail so explicit it might land her on an HR PowerPoint. Meanwhile, Des channels her inner Sherlock Holmes, taking us on the unforgettable journey of how her curiosity led to an accidental dick pic discovery during a Facebook deep dive. Spoiler: curiosity really did kill the vibe.
We also rage over the true villains of society—people who don’t return their shopping carts—and air our Instagram-induced imposter syndrome because, apparently, posting ourselves is our Everest. Throw in some conspiracy theories about the United Healthcare CEO, a debate on gas station receipt etiquette (is it even worth pressing the button?), and why some days we just need an "emotional apartment" to keep everyone safe from our moods.
Come for the detective work, stay for the overshares—it’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s us at our most unhinged.
What are you waiting for? Hit play, because you can’t make this stuff up.
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